The Truth
No, I will not remember the 5th of November (except for it being my mom’s birthday! yay!). I will now speak the truth about this pathetic faux holiday among anarchists:
Guy Fawkes was a Papist, Catholic terrorist without the slightest notion of “democracy” who tried to blow up a national icon and everyone in it in order to put a Catholic monarch on the throne. In essence, this would be like a group of, say, Islamic terrorists blowing up a few famous skyscrapers in modern day New York City.

Come to think of it, why does that look and sound so familiar…?
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Stop venerating him just because you saw his name in a fucking comic book, you ignorant jackasses.