The Truth

No, I will not remember the 5th of November (except for it being my mom’s birthday! yay!). I will now speak the truth about this pathetic faux holiday among anarchists:

Guy Fawkes was a Papist, Catholic terrorist without the slightest notion of “democracy” who tried to blow up a national icon and everyone in it in order to put a Catholic monarch on the throne. In essence, this would be like a group of, say, Islamic terrorists blowing up a few famous skyscrapers in modern day New York City.

Come to think of it, why does that look and sound so familiar…?

Oh.

Stop venerating him just because you saw his name in a fucking comic book, you ignorant jackasses.